monkeysotch

A term coined by Flint, Michigan auto workers when a task, problem, or situation could not be fixed, understood, or comprehended.

Well, that’s monkeysotch. We are moving on.

by Steelheaddefinitions July 4, 2020

monkeshin

something that you exclame when you see or hear something weird in anyway.

"look at that thing over there"
"oh what the heck, that is monkeshin"

by Monkeshin February 7, 2022

monkeycity17

a monkey who is the king of swag and the goat of party games

Isaac: I just queued monkeycity17
Cole: God I wish I were you

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

moneyshot

Bling! Bling! The woman is blinded by the ray of light (or white i might add).

Note: Often used as men's bragging rights.

Person: Yo Bitch check out my moneyshot. Lay back
Bitch: Okay.
Person: No Bitch, you didn't hear me. Lay back i got mad distance.

by Wangsta December 26, 2003

Monkey Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.

I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.

by Jay Wilkins January 6, 2006

Monkey Shit

A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.

Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?

by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009

moneyshot

Big time victory, or clutch move/manuever

The Declaration of Independence is more commonly known as the moneyshot for the thirteen colonies.

by Rob from SJU January 31, 2005