monkeyphone

A group of underground prank callers, who have a show on pcu

When I listen to monkeyphone I have NAM flashbacks!

by MoistTowelette11 April 19, 2006

Michigan Monkeypie

When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.

Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."

Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"

Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"

by C Phantom September 3, 2012

MonkeyDog

My boss is an ex porn star. He came up with the sexual position called 'MonkeyDog'. This position involves doing a women or as he preferred man in the doggy style position whilst monkey gripping their arms behind their back with a solid pounding action. In some rare cases this position has been incorrectly named 'The Seagull', but don't be mistaken this has been incorrectly named by fuck wit people with no idea of the real name or the true inventor.

Jane loves the MonkeyDog, like a fat kid loves cake.

"i just sat through Twilight with Jane, hopefully i get to Monkeydog her now"

by klitt February 5, 2010

moneypixels

The correlation between the cost of a camera and its megapixels.

Customer: Why is that camera $300?
Sales Guy: Oh it's got 14.1 moneypixels.
Customer: Moneypixels?
Sales Guy: Oh, sorry I meant megapixels.
Customer: Wow, it must be nice.

by bohoY2K May 2, 2010

monkeypop

A verb describing the first time a guy gets fucked up the ass. It is like a girl losing her virginity, but for gay men losing their glory hole's virginity.

Example 1
Guy 1: I'm going to monkeypop your ass!
Guy 2: Good! I'm gay!

Example 2
Guy 1: You want me to monkeypop you?
Guy 2: Too late, John did that to me last week!
Guy 1: Damn!

by NONmonkeypopper December 4, 2010

Monkeypads

Video game controllers, like those used on PlayStation and Nintendo game console systems.

David had mastered the use of monkeypads while playing Halo.

by masterofpads August 1, 2011

Monkeyfistfart

A form of spontaneous gaslighting where a person makes up a word on the spot while riffing on a subject, and the listener momentarily believes it's a real term, so the speaker goes with it continuing to convince the listener that it really is a thing to see how far they can take it.

x: "Where do you want to eat?"
y: "Somewhere with snebits (like rabbit food & veggies sounding word) food"
x: "What the hell is 'SNEBITS' food?!?!"
y: "Salad"
x: "Whaaaaat? Is that a THING?"
y: Yea. You've never heard of it? REALLTY? Even as a kid? Must be an East coast thing."
x: "No, never. Wow. Don't tell anyone."

(that's a monkeyfistfart)

by mankx April 12, 2020