baby face money

An absolutely absurd amount of money such that a person doesn’t care about financial issues anymore

The cops all do things a little bit dirty, but they stay on my team. I’ve got that baby face money!

by DJ Kea February 25, 2023

monkeyface

a nickname for a dog with a short muzzle, such as a pug or bulldog

The pug was greeted each morning by his owner, not but his real name, Oscar, but by monkeyface.

by Susan Robb June 14, 2009

monkeyface

when a girl has a face like a monkey, but her bodies not that hot.

Look at that monkeyface over there; I think I just discovered the missing link.

by URBDICTION1 July 17, 2011

Fleabag Monkeyface

A complete twat. An utter dirty human being who resembles a dead slug that has been ripped apart by a rabid monkey and shat on multiple times, one of the worst most harmful insults known to mankind.

Jaden just killed my whole family and used my toilet for a number two, he is such a Fleabag Monkeyface!

by FuckYouJadenTapal July 5, 2023

monkeyfaced faggot

some kid that is so ugly, and so full of himself that all he can do is talk shit and threaten people to fight him because he needs something to fill the void in his ego that his penis cannot fill.

harris is such a monkeyfaced faggot...i hate him

by Teiger Hater July 27, 2008

Monkeyfaceniggerbutt

This is what one calls another when someone is acting in a stupid manner.

Abdullah: Hey michelle, you look like a "dike"!
Michelle: You Monkeyfaceniggerbutt!

by Shaniqua Taraski September 8, 2008

monkeyface

Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.

Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.

A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.

His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA

Ol' Monkeyface says: (some bit of dusty wisdom)

by Steven G. Harms October 28, 2004