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monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you
id rather go monking than go out with her
by eddie April 20, 2004
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Manjina

When a man squezes his belly horizontaly from side to side to create what roughy looks like hairy female genatalia opening
by Rossi is great March 10, 2007
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manjinder

Manjinders are very well known, and popular. They tend to be a bit on the annoying side. They are easily frustrated and difficult to handle. Manjinders are hairy in a baboon manner. Manjinders are cocky , but they are the ones to be counted on an bad situations. Manjinders are weird and like elephants . They are hard to resist.
person 1 - my soccer coach is so anoying
person 2- naww hes just being a manjinder today
by jesscia5678a September 19, 2013
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Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
by uber monger November 17, 2009
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Monring

Mon bring mono and ring being anus. Give her one. In the anus.
Noud really gave Michelle a proper monring ing the other night.
by Forfivesakes July 25, 2019
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cross mojination

When two or more systems on a machine interfere with each other in a way that makes one or both of them do something very odd.
If every time you hit the brakes in your car the radio changes channels, your car has "cross mojination" between the radio and brakes.
by judo.biter March 22, 2010
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MANJINA

A male ass that has been penetrated numorous times purposely
thats why your dad has a manjina
by NOTU August 17, 2006
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