chug a mongoose

Australian says for "Drink a Beer".

G'day mates. Lets head over to the pub and chug a mongoose.

by kilrathi June 2, 2005

penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition

Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u

by Masturbate March 10, 2008

Purple Mongoose

during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours Tabasco sauce all over the butt and makes a dive penis first into her butt. Once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.

Jane dies from a severe Purple Mongoose attempt, but John is still alive.

by ronald franken August 21, 2008

Brazilian Mongoose

A form of falatio where the male partner squats over the face of the other partner and proceeds to violently penetrate the mouth and throat; Facefucking

When she back-sassed me, I said, "bitch get in the kitchen before I Brazilian Mongoose your ass."

by Dpaugh January 2, 2009

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019

Mongoose

something that relates to this one astronaut game

Isn’t mongoose like the game with the astronauts?

by L’thurrgg July 5, 2021

Mongospastic

Mongospastic (adjective, offensive, slang)

Pronunciation: /mɒŋɡoʊˈspæstɪk/

Definition:
A derogatory term to describe someone acting retarded and making really dumb and weird moves.
A beautiful combo of "mongoloid" and "spastic".

That guy is acting really weird and he's not helping the team, what a mongospastic!

by Sbuntone August 17, 2023