Whore Mongler

1) Someone who is a nuisance to prostitutes and prevents them from getting business.
2) An extremely annoying individual who always gets in the way of everyone's happiness.

The party was going great until that whore mongler showed up and ruined everything.

by Shayans September 13, 2009

Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad

26-episode anime and ongoing manga about a boy in Japan (Koyuki) trying to make it big with his rock band. Follows the band's ups and downs and Koyuki's gradual rise to maturity as the series progresses. A unique and fairly well down series that makes numerous references to real world music and also has an amazing original soundtrack.

"The rock music in Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad is by far my favorite anime soundtrack ever."

by Sky Tracer February 14, 2009

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

Mongolian Treasure Thief

When you reach in and pull out her IUD and continue riding into battle.

“Damn she has so many kids”
“Yeah I heard the father was a Mongolian treasure thief”

by birdbrain418 April 20, 2023

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

Mongolian Motorcoach

Tour bus full of Chinese people that speak no English.

Another Mongolian Motorcoach crashed and burned in the Grand Canyon today.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Mongler

One who performs in the act of mongling; one who will tend to “mongle” around.

Spock: Hey wallen look over at Deke he’s mongling around right now.

Wallen: Deke is such a mongler Spock

by Big Spock January 6, 2020