Brazilian Mongoose

A form of falatio where the male partner squats over the face of the other partner and proceeds to violently penetrate the mouth and throat; Facefucking

When she back-sassed me, I said, "bitch get in the kitchen before I Brazilian Mongoose your ass."

by Dpaugh January 2, 2009

Mongotoed

AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.

Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.

by Peter Peterson Petersen December 18, 2018

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019

Mongoose

something that relates to this one astronaut game

Isn’t mongoose like the game with the astronauts?

by L’thurrgg July 5, 2021

Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017

Honk the Mongoose

lesser known form of the term masturbate.

When gant thinks about other guys he likes to honk the mongoose

by Kravin Moorehead October 23, 2008

Mongoose

1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.

2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia

2) Also a small furry creature

1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!

2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school

3) Your mother's a mongoose!

by Adrian Glenn October 28, 2005