pussy monger

One who craves nothing but pussy

That chick is such a pussy monger! Sweet!

by verb and pronunsijunction and shorts July 5, 2003

Shit Monger

someone who enjoys "mongering" shit. They enjoy hoarding it and/or eatting the shit.

A Diss
the act of calling someone a shit monger.

ex 1.Dude look how dirty that guy is. you can tell all he does is like to monger shit.

ex2. guy1- your mom has a dirty gunt
guy2- fuck you your such a dirty shit monger.

by Shitties May 3, 2009

Shit Monger

Someone who enjoys creating shit (problems). Someone who enjoys creating trouble for other people. Someone who enjoys watching other people fight.

Jesse told me you said I was a liar.
Don't listen to him, he's a shit monger.

by Kconnor56 July 11, 2010

mung monger

A salesperson of mung.

Jim gets the best mung in south seattle, he's definately my favorite mung monger.

by Mister Bukkake September 15, 2006

war mongering

Selling a war to an unsuspecting public.
The seller, often a chickenhawk could be anyone with influence, such as an elected official or a talk radio blowhard, who paints the best possible picture of war, ignores the negative aspects of war, and warns of dire consequences of not going to war. Often war mongering hides behind patriotism and the loyalty of troops to deflect criticism.

By mentioning mushroom clouds, Shrub was war mongering, selling Americans a war by using fear tactics.

The war mongering Rush Limpbag said anyone against going to war was not supporting the troops.

by Joe E. King April 12, 2008

cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock

That girl is such a cock monger.

by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

jiz monger

A proper twat or just a right thunder cunt.

He acted like a right jiz monger last night.

by Ivorbiggen September 19, 2015