monarch beach

Technically part of Dana Point but not really as it resembles more laguna beach as Dana Point can be sorta ghetto in areas like Viole(n)t lantern and capo beach near costco. Very upscale with 5 star hotels like St Regis and Ritz carlton there and a golf course. Everyone is white and drives BMWs Mercedes and Bentleys. Justin Bieber and George bush have stayed there and other famous peeps including the AIG scandal. Also got Salt Creek and Strands where there are killer waves and gorgeous ocean views. People here are white, affluent and are either super republican snobs or beach surfer bros. Also there is a park with absolutely nothing in it and is lit 24/7 wasting resources. Also a library where weird old people, hobos and pedophiles hang out. Yeah also magic johnson lives at the strands, occasionally see him at chipotle. Also people tend to think when they go to monarch beach that they are in newport or some shit but monarch beach > newport imo. less infinity pools, youre actually on the ocean as opposed to on some cliff and you can chill in the hotels and get schwack. Its a shame we cant put this as our city on facebook and instead are grouped with Dana Point or Laguna Beach. Also home to the infamous/famous jlm who drives a maserati and regularly freuents the tanning salon in monarch bay plaza and the starbucks and is self proclaimed miss monarch beach. Oh and gelsons has dank food and RIP gelato paradiso.

Person A- "You live in Dana Point? Isnt that where Dana Pills High school is where people do black tar and weird shit? Also dont you guys have a harbor or something?"

Pimpdaddy B- Nah thats Dana Point, im from monarch beach. we got Salt creek strands and starbucks for dayz

by RandomBallaFromMB February 23, 2014

Monarch

A dark overlord who oversees every mistake humanity has ever made. Most evil people are described as Monarch to spread fear.

Look at boss. He is a "Monarch"

by Idilioruckus February 10, 2018

Monarch

- A legend...
- A person with an unlimited supply of sex appeal and he rivals the likes of Mang Kanor, James Deen, and Ron Jeremy.

- A character who would buy a new car for a free air filter
- He is also known for being irresistible to the chinese ladies
- Name-droppers used Monarch to extort expensive gift from their partners

BF: honey, buy me the new Steph Curry shoes. Monarch has one....
GF: sure (no questions asked)

by Tikisude July 11, 2016

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Monarchal Shit

A shit so big it’s considered kingly or monarchal.

Jimbow: Did you hear about Kellen’s monarchal shit?
Dom: Perhaps

by DomEatsToblerone July 2, 2022

Monarch Shuffle

A dance involving two or more people of either gender, swaying motion of the hips, and vertical movement of the couple/group.

"Monarch Shuffle "

by Student0879 December 17, 2008

Banana monarchy

An example of the Banana Republic" but for a country with a monarch as head of state. Britian is a prime example of this as leave the EU trading bloc and falling standards of living and its failure to protect its population from the covid pandemic while claiming world class action

Oh , England is not part of Europe, they don't want a banana monarchy over there

by Practically perfect January 2, 2021