Momus

A mom with an anus for a vagina.

I double penetrated your mom in both her anus

by Jon Kruger October 23, 2003

meemur

to have an oddly shaped mouth expression while talking and makes them look goofy.

that boy has a meemur cause lip went up more on the left side way to much it looked goofy.

by nicole March 31, 2005

Mommunist

A mother who sucks every last dime she can from the father and children, like a Communist.

My ex is a total Mommunist. None of my child support money was actually spend on our children because she went on another shopping spree again.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017

momulate

(mom-you-late)-verb: to act as a mom in reference to controlling another's conduct or to subordinatinig another to the will of the 'mom'
other forms: noun-momulation, verb-momulating

Since my friend was already thoroughly drunk, I was forced to momulate for the duration of the night to ensure that he would not get alcohol poisoning.

by yanyard August 29, 2009

Moemsie

1) an Incredibly caring, loving mother. Usually a bit over protecting and clingy, but only because she cares.

2) Someone you can go to with any problem and have it solved within seconds.

"You're my moemsie"

"I love you moemsie"

"Happy mothersday moemsie"

by Foepsie September 5, 2011

Mopmunks

Persons who coerce, cajole, harrass, bully or indimidate employees to do their bidding, whatever the personal cost. Often found within organisations (thought to possess alien DNA which leads to a propensity to dominate all human life forms). Extremely suspicious, and jealous of any employee who demonstrates superior professional competence and possesses a) a personality and b) a sense of humour.

'Mopmunks, my love?' (quizzically)

'MOPMUNKS, MY LOVE!' (knowingly - raised eyebrows accompanied by shaking of the head)

by belated August 29, 2012

Memus Mortis

A meme of ye old time, no longer extant. Such meme hath been o'ertaken by normie folk.

Templar, why doth thou still speak'st of yond boyith meme, 'tis a memus mortis

by Cubeman7 May 8, 2018