Someone who always watches cable at someone else's house so they don't have to pay for it themselves.
Tommy is such a cable moocher. He's always at my house watching TV and leaving potato chip crumbs on the sofa.
by calonzo November 8, 2006
Get the cable moocher mug.A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).
I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".
by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
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Get the Pulling a Mooch mug.Noun - you know who they are:
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything
they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything
they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser
motherlicker - Let's pop by cluck up for dinner.
c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?
motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!
c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?
motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!
by ssatanica April 10, 2009
Get the Cheap Ass Mooch mug.noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches
A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
by RomulusAugustus August 3, 2017
Get the Mooch mug.A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
by Anonymous July 9, 2003
Get the mooch mug.Melissa Anelli's evil cat. John Noe (known for his love of Dawlish, the auror) often refers to Moochka when something evil needs to be done. She is a running joke with the live audience of PotterCast; if someone needs to be punished, Moochka is released!
by pottergirl66 May 3, 2009
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