Modern Warfare 2 

The reason that so many guys have begun to love their Xbox 360/PS3 more than their girlfriends. The leading cause of breakups in the UK, France, the United States, Canada, and Puerto Rico.

Girl (ex: Betty) "Why don't you ever text me any more?"

Guy (ex: Nathaniel) "I found a new love. Her name is Modern Warfare 2. Her parents are Infinity Ward and Activision. Tejbz said this would happen."

Modern Warfare 2 by Nizzle Chrizzle Pizzle April 30, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

See: SBMM, Trash ass maps, camper infested, and overpriced cosmetic bundles. Any criticism is typically brushed off as a "skill issue" by the same kid that camps in a corner with his shotgun.

Instead of them fixing what's wrong with Modern Warfare 2, they add Nicki Minaj and more bundles😒.

Modern Warfare 2 by A Human Male July 31, 2023

Modern Warfare 2 

The game in which you will never stop playing. And when you do your mind keeps playing........

Jose: You want to play some Futbol?

Enrique: Deploying C4

Jose: What?

Enrique: Shitttt Shot the dog he going for my neck

Jose; Dude modern warfare 2 fucked you up.

Enrique: Uav spotted. Get your Cold-blooded on

Modern Warfare 2 by Conor its me not a fake October 30, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

In other words THE GAYEST GAME EVER MADE!!
it is sometimes known as MODDED GAYFARE 2
Do not waste your time on this piece of shit...

MW2 FAG: OMFG i just got modern warfare 2!!

Epiic guy: dude,your a fag...

Modern Warfare 2 by ViZiOnZ_ToXXiiN December 2, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

1. sequel to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
2. video game
3. hours of fun
4. happiness
5. 11-10-09

the guy: we gotta play some modern warfare 2 nao!
that guy: alright alright chill mang i'm getting on!
the guy: cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod

Modern Warfare 2 by soulfaithful November 27, 2009

Modern Warfare 2 

A game set to be released on November 10, 2009.
It seems that everyone assumes it'll be good before it comes out. This may be true when you're a scrub that only plays team death match and think you're UlTrraA Pr0zzzz and have a gamer tag something like "iTz a55fuck3r" or "Bob3535235445354354343534543543543453453453543"
In reality this game will be a huge failure by comparison to Modern Warfare. The death streaks prove alone prove this game will cater to mopes of all variety. Triple health? Really?
This really will be an FPS for retards.

But hey, at least we get new guns...

TDM Scrub: "Man, I really wish I could have triple health after my tenth death. It's not enough to have three frag, juggernaut, steady aim/martyrdom/last stand with a P90 and kill cam!!11"
Me: "Dude, you realize how terrible this game is actually gonna turn out to be, right?"
TDM Scrub: "BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO OPERATE A S00P3R C00L AIRPLANE!1 I'll be able to lunge with my knife now!! AND I'll be able to use the perk to make me run faster and jump over different obstacles!!1 Modern Warfare 2 is GONNA BE SO KEWL MAYNE!"
Me: "Get the fuck back to Halo."

Modern Warfare 2 by The Bosssssssssssssssss October 27, 2009

Modern Warfare 2 

MW2 is a great game overall. you can play with up to TWO PEOPLE on Spec Ops, and dont even get me started about the online! Its great! You can kill people, get killed, and until recently, you could go suicide bombing! But wait, theres more! If you want to, you can search on Domination, Ground War, or Free For All and find all loads of glitched matches! Oh yeah, give me some Unlimited time, with some Unlimited points on the side, and a mix of Unlimited Ammo and Spawn Kills for the drink, please! jesus christ, whens IW gunna patch this shit..

L33t player: Hey man wanna play some Modern Warfare 2 later?

N00b player: Okay man, maybe we can do headshots!

l33t: No one ever does headshots, its gay

Hours later

L33t player: Thats it man im out

n00b: why man this is fun

l33t: These matches go on forever and you end up getting spawn killed, this isnt fun

n00b: thats just because your not the one who rocks!

l33t: says the one whos 1 and 5839 right now..

Modern Warfare 2 by LamalTehCamal December 20, 2009