moisture farm

A social media profile where seemingly every post is a thirst trap, so much so that the casual observer is unable to tell if it may be run by a bot.

Wait, do you actually know this guy? He followed me on insta but his feed is such a moisture farm I thought it was fake.

by LanceATX June 4, 2018

Moist Cosby

The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual

I gave my girl a moist Cosby when she misbehaved

by John Sketch March 14, 2019

Moist Slide

Letting loose a fart but you shit your undies or panties just a little bit instead.

I did a moist slide during the meeting. I had to excuse myself for a quick wipe.

by Dick Onchin August 14, 2020

Stay Moist

An effective and polite way of saying goodbye to someone, or ending a conversation. Generally said to express good wishes when parting ways.

"Was nice hanging out, see you later."
"Stay moist!"

by TacoConsumer February 6, 2018

moistcr1tikal

Some random twitch streamer who reacts to videos of people slapping the living shit out of each other, police chases, some insane lady cooking shitty food, etc. He also has a YouTube channel where he mostly just looks the camera in the eye and speaks in a monotone voice while in a completely white outfit. He even has a YouTooz, in which he holds a total of 3 condoms, one in the right hand 2 and in the left. Oh golly, one more thing, he has a podcast. And he also is a musical artist, even though hes only posted two songs on his YouTube channel, and their about 10 months apart.

"Bro your 5 feet 1 inches? Well, at least your taller then moistcr1tikal."

by Dam_Bro453 April 24, 2020

Moistable

Some one who has the potential to make your panties wet

Brock Lesnar, with his new beard and shit, is totaly moistable!

by Jaime1231 October 21, 2010

moist glory

Moistness in the upmost and highest achievement of honor with outstanding achievements in being moist to the highest level that one object or person can pursue and/or accomplish.

Without elation, without and interval of moist glory, the cold was gone.

by Da ballyball team March 21, 2017