Mitch

A rather self centred individual with the constant need to make smart ass comments. Very focused on his looks, as he is self-conscious about his height. He makes up for his short, stocky appearance with a nice ass and amazing musical talent.
If I had several shots of tequila, I would tell Mitch that his ass is perfect.
by lucycaffrey April 03, 2011
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Mitch

A pussy who fucks with taken women and can't be a man about it!
Mitches usually have bad teeth low IQ and are attracted to the mentally ill.
"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"
by Randybobany January 29, 2017
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A Mitch

An asshole; That guy nobody enjoys being around. Commonly uses the phrase, "Shut up, fag."
"He kept telling me to shut up, and that I was a fag."

"What a Mitch."
by Brenda Murphy September 17, 2011
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Mitch

short for "man bitch". An extremely moody (or bitchy) man.
girl: so what is your friend being all pissy for?
boy: oh, he's just being a mitch
by jamminguitarist February 03, 2010
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Hey did you see that towel? He's hung like a Mitch!
by laurabuggggg October 28, 2008
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GuyA: Dude...sophia is such a mitch

GuyB: But she's a girl?

GuyA: No.. she's not..shes a man..and a bitch.. therefore, a mitch.
by Superssssss! May 31, 2010
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Mitch

Male Bitch.

A man who acts as if he has no nuts. Just like a contentious woman who constantly causes problems and messes up everyone's good time and inner peace. Mostly because they are bored or didn't get what they wanted.
Damn this guy being a mitch because I stood up for myself and brought him down to our level. He keeps yelling louder then me when I try to talk and trying to get me disliked.
by Man Power June 16, 2009
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