Misgifted

You give a gift that that is nice-like flowers and giving it makes you appear thoughtful and kind BUT you know the gift will not be appreciated by the recipient.

I misgifted a bouquet of flowers to my not friend.

by DLKE March 21, 2026

milkified apples

the action of grabbing the school milk and dumping the school apples into the school milk.

Friend: Schoolchromebook_user has eaten milkified apples again...

Schoolchromebook_user (me): want some?
Friend: FUH NAH!

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

Mortified

Literally means so embarrassed you are horrified, but illiterates use it to just mean horrified with no embarrassment nor shame.

I was so mortified when I heard my mother died.

by Amanitaa December 26, 2025