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Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
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Misticulous

My dog hides my socks in the most misticulous places.
by JennyBenny(: April 28, 2011
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Mastical

Meaning edible. A combination of the words masticate and edible, both have similar meanings, thus making it useful in the context referring to food.
Is this pizza mastical?

Yes.
by Ilisten2Metal June 11, 2014
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mystically brown

A fine man who is ethnically ambiguous. I.e. Lenny kravitz
Lenny kravitz is mystically brown.
by Elbow bones April 28, 2014
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Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R
If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...
by StupidSh17 October 3, 2022
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Miticale

associated words: Bello, Avenger, Marco.

a word. a nickname. a licenseplate. a legend. a god.

Only those who are nominated by many to save a wack ass time with a mere fist pump, those who can manage 6 parties and 50+ heads at once on a guestlist, those who never get a ::fingers:: "fuck up" and/or "do somethin'" slaped to their fach, and those who can be cockdiesel in two countries simultaniously are considered as miticale. if you can make over 6+ girls drool at one cafeteria sighting, have one hell of a MOOSE, rock a thousand dollar suit at dna, have a facebook group dedicated to your presence, AND pound endless drinks with xtra's and STILL be good to ride an Aprilia RS 125 in 6th gear home at 5 am.. you've achieved Miticale status.

Done by one, aspired by thousands...

Marco Auriti of Astoria, Queens is the first and only induvidual to achieve such status. All others who question his ability to make the wackest Saturday night into the most memorable one in years, we'll just have to put 'em in the baytroom.

see bello
Frequently abbreviated to "mito" and/or "mitico" when describing an unfathomable night of club hopping, heavy drinking, and mackin'.
by Booshe April 10, 2005
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Mystical Mary Jane

Mystical Mary Jane is the ultimatum of all Mary Jane's. The best weed and the least smoked. Mystical Mary Jane loves you, and you love her forever. Its origination is unknown and is a medium sized indica/sativa. Thousands of diamonds is the only explanation of what she looks like. With a THC count of above 40%, you are sure to be high for over 8 hours. (great for a movie-thon) Do not be fooled by imitations or rappers with gold chains claiming they got the bomb....its a plot against you because if you know you have it, you DONT TELL A SOUL!
a verse dedicated to Mystical Mary Jane

who like to stay medicated, meditating
Off bud all the hata’s out there hating
Im wavin mystical mary hazen
Make reality cave in like a rasin
Im just saying, its amazing
How the endo long time stay blazin,
Like amen in layman, its crayzin
So much thc my eyes is glazing
The power of bud, hard to maintain
I like to stay simple with a simple brain
Im feelin the strain, my eyes is sprained
Taste buds like the sweetness of sugar cane
Smoke along with me, forget your pain
After this hit, you’ll be back again
So when you get high, don’t forget the name

Mystical mary jane.

Mos' ReQuest-copyright 2009-Go time records.

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by Mos Request August 26, 2009
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