Minnesota

Our governor used to be able to beat up your governor. bitch.

"Im jesse ventura, i kick ass"

by james December 31, 2003

Minnesota Finish

A "Minnesota Finish" may refer to:

1. The re-occurring natural phenomenon in which a Minnesota-based athletic team will either: squander a large lead, miss a key goal/point, have their ownership make franchise/market-crippling decisions (e.g. bad draft picks/deals, relocating a beloved team; see Dallas Stars) or go from being one of the top teams in their league to completely dismal in the span of one season.

or...

2. The apathetic attitudes of Minnesota sports fans towards their teams when said teams have a poor season, see Bandwagon; and/or towards legislation made in regards to these teams.

1. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings became only the third team in NFL history to win 15 games during the regular season and broke many records along the way. However, during the NFC Championship game against the Atlanta Falcons, Vikings Kicker Gary Anderson, 35 for 35 during the regular season, caused a "Minnesota Finish" when he missed a crucial field goal. The Falcons would beat the Vikings 30-27 as a result.

2. Minneapolis/St. Paul was recently named the 10th-Worst Sports City in the United States; largely due to the phenomenon known as the "Minnesota Finish."

by Jacques Lemaire April 20, 2008

Bloomington, Minnesota

A city with a population over 80,000+ people, located not far from Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America, Nickelodeon Universe (formerly known as Camp Snoopy), Minneapolis/St. Paul Int'l Airport, an IKEA, the headquarters of Toro, and was home to the old Met's stadium. Larger than Bloomington, Illinois.

I am leaving my house today to go to Bloomington, Minnesota, not the Illinois one, to do some shopping.

by DerTrommler August 1, 2012

minnesota

the land of 3 seasons, winter, summer, and road construction.

"the gophers won against the hawkeyes, so in celebration i teabagged an iowan.

by mlen December 7, 2003

minnesota steamer

taking s dump in a hole drilled in the ice while your buddies are fishing in the hole next to you poopcrapturdfishingice fishing

dude i had to poop so bad on the lake i dropped a minnesota steamer while my buddy reeled in a walleye

by mark koran November 16, 2006

Salt Mines

The last place on earth you'd want to be.

Boss: Ok see you in the office tomorrow morning.

Employee: Ok see you in the Salt Mines

by YournextBunny08 October 21, 2010

Minnesota Sneak

A sexual act in which a man wants to break up with a woman, has sex with her one last time, takes a shit in her shoe while she is sleeping and then leaves out the bathroom window. (you HAVE to leave out the bathroom window. If said bathroom doesn't have a window, make one.)

John, "Man I totally broke up with Stephanie last night."

Jim, "What happend?"

John, "I pulled the Minnesota Sneak on her."

Jim, "But Stephanie doesnt have a window in her bathroom."

John, "She does now."

by o0oFENIXo0o April 27, 2009