Malted MILF

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.

Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.

by retodd110 August 9, 2008

milked

a women that rides the dick untill u cum tighten up and milked the cock

that bitch milked me for ever last drop

by killa bs November 6, 2006

MILFED....Got MILFED...?

Mothers who have been categorized as MILFs.

I have been unintentially categorized as a MILF. I wish only to touch basis with other women labeled as MILF's so that we can better understand this trend.

To all you MILF-Hunters. Just because a single mother with a teenager is alone, is not a sign for you to plague and manipulate the situation. Yes, it's flattering and everything, yet what is this trend truly about....?

Thank you for any replies in understanding this....

by Elizabeth August 31, 2004

Milled

What happens to your bones when you’re having sex with a fat person; derived from the process of grain being milled into flour

That lass last night proper milled my pelvis; I can’t walk at all

by Ykxy April 25, 2020

milked

When a smoking device is filled enough with smoke to where it looks like it is filled with milk.

That shits completely milked.

by shooshie kraus October 23, 2007

minted

to be rich

wow she's minted!

by Amy October 28, 2003

Milledgeville

A small, quaint college town in Georgia where people go to die and then drag their children along with them. Wal-Mart is where people go to hang out.

"Hey, let's do something fun tonight! ... Oh wait... we live in Milledgeville."

"... meet you in Toys."

by octopi3 July 4, 2008