cambodian milk-shake

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.

Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.

by leddynamite May 7, 2007

Vanilla Milk Shake

When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.

I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.

Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.

by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022

Rio Vista Milk-Shake

During sex while doing it doggy style, as the male comes to reach his climax and ejaculates between the womans buttcheeks, and the male spanks the womans buttox from both sides making a thick, milky mess (better after the woman takes a long poop without wiping,{the rio vista CHOCOLATE milkshake ;).})

STEVEN: Dude, my sheets are ruined from that Rio Vista Milk-Shake :)
RYAN: WOW! :) Vanilla or Chocolate
STEVEN: Smell my sheets! you tell me :)

by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011

chocolate milk shake

when a girl gives you a blow job you shit in your hand cum on her face and rub the shit on as well untill u produce a chocolate milk shake

steve: "she was giving me a blow job and shit so i pooed in my had and rubbed it in to her cum riddled face!!!!"
dave: "CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE, sweet dude, did she like it?"
steve: "fuck no, but thats the last time she forgets to record 24."
dave: "shit yer!!!!"

by james flinder February 10, 2005

Strawberry Milk Shake

it's like a cream pie except the female is on the rag and the cum and blood mixed together look like a strawberry milk shake.

I cam in her and when I was done I drank the strawberry milk shake

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Dusty Milk Shake

The act of grabbing an elderly woman's teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. Chill and serve.

Guy 1: "I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday."

Guy 2: " My grandma passed away there last year."

Guy 1: "Yeah, they were out of soda so I settled on a good ol' Dusty Milk Shake."

by Johny12345 June 4, 2012

Happy Shake Milk Shake

Milkshake that has seaman in it.

"Do you want to go to the McDonald's in Edgware?"

"No. It got closed down for selling a happy shake milk shake."

by Shaun R. Palmer February 2, 2008