cos omac midaldil

Your mothers vagina dangles like the sleeve of a wizard. (Egyptian term)

cos omac midaldil neeck

by Mastah Omz! March 6, 2009

Midalia

Totally Awesome!!!

Midalia - Totally Awesome!!!

by Brewski-30 February 3, 2010

midland valley high school

this school is ASS. the school is full of country ass man whores who will do anything to get their 2 inch cocks in anyone. most of them vape in the nasty ass bathrooms which are INFESTED with roaches and rats. two people had sex in the new bathrooms, this school has multiple bomb threats every month and fights every week (mostly ghetto white girls) aka my cousin but i digress. this school is known for their ass football team but their MARCHING BAND???? even though they never get anything, they still good. this one teacher (name who will not be said) is ass. these ugly ass freshman comin from LBC are so musty

person 1: i love midland valley high school so much
person 2: no tf u don’t.
person 1: yes i do!
person 2: manwhore

person 3: i go to nahs its sm better

by theactualbootysniffer696969 December 20, 2022

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

madmau5

When deadmau5 gets pissed and goes on epic rants on Facebook. He's great, it's fucking hysterical. Like when he cussed Rusko out. That was uberEpic dude!

aahahahaha!!! madmau5 is at it again! you tell em Joel!!

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Midland 2Step

Following the completion of some "extra curricular" activity which ultimately prevents the "mark" from doing anything meaningful with their lives; the 'Maestro' of the "Midland 2Step" slides out of bed, moving majestically towards the window, the 'Maestro' then wipes his penis on the curtains, before exiting the window and taking off into the night.

Maestro: With all the grace of a one legged Swan, I busted out the "Midland 2Step" and I was out of there like a local with a Dole cheque.

by SixOH5ive6 July 3, 2010

midpack

another form of "mid". usually referring to mediocre or lackluster crops of marijuana -- otherwise describing something that is disappointing or "just okay"

Jim: My plug is such a prick
Bob: Why?
Jim: He charged me $20 a g for some midpack

Alex: I've been listening to a lot of NBA Youngboy
John: NBA is fucking midpack bro

by Young Dord August 8, 2020