Neshaminy Mall

Mall located in Bensalem Pennsylvania. May indeed be the smallest mall in the world but still the best mall in the world. Every fri and sat night each entrance to this mall is infested with pre-teen smokers/'prostitots.' Also, Neshaminy Mall has, perhaps, the most loyal mall rats ever!!!!! (especially for being the smallest mall and not having that many stores or interesting sights)

Jodie: I went to Neshaminy Mall on friday but i forgot my a lighter so i just borrowed one from that 12 year old girl
Johanna: The one that is always there and wheres the shortest skirt ever made?
Jodie: No, the one that is always there and wears the tightest jeans and slutiest belly shirt ever.
Johanna: Oh, herrr!

by prettyinpink March 18, 2005

mall grabber

a person who holds their skateboard by their trucks, as if they are an accessory. These people are generally referred to as posers, and have their jeans ripped from the grip tape of the board grinding on their pants.
You can usually find these posers at a local mall, and they do not know how to skateboard.

"Dude, those mall grabbers are all posers! They all cant skate you know!"

"I bet I could beat those mall grabbers any day in a game of skate with only ollies."

by phenz March 30, 2010

mall

a shopping center
most commonly used
to kill time
and parents money
in suburbia

"Mooom, Dannie and I are going to the mall. Can I have some cash?"

by maria mouk May 1, 2005

mall fatigue

The fatigue felt after STANDING around and doing nothing while your girlfriend is shopping in store after store.

Oh man! I have such bad mall fatigue after after spending quality time with the girlfriend

by CLiff LEe January 2, 2008

Mall Gypsy

A mall kiosk sales person who blows through town once a year selling a product for only a couple of weeks.

I saw that Mall Gypsy at the Mall the other day, she was trying to sell me sea salt.

by TyPhoon54 November 8, 2009

Mall Harpy

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."

"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."

by Chick Geek April 10, 2009

mall cop syndrome

A condition that causes victims to take their menial jobs way too serious, to the last punctuation of the codebook.
Most common in Asian cities like Singapore where even a janitor truly believes any lapse on his part could cause a national security disaster.

Got gum or a vape? Beware the mall cop syndrome is everywhere in this city.

by tehtaz May 5, 2019