Metricide

The killing of one's own staff in their attempt to achieve un-realistic metrics.

No wonder that unit is short of staff, the Chief is known to commit metricide.

by GreekMan57 September 5, 2016

mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017

Petrified

So terrified that one can't move.

John was petrified after the rollercoaster ride.

by Photonbeam September 18, 2019

Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011

mercified

(adj) (1) to have a face with the attributes of Mercy. (2) describing the physical characteristics of a person similar to those of Mercy.

1)That chick is mercified.

2)What the hell, why are all these bitches mercified.

by Etched By Me June 17, 2007

Retrified

enlightened and or dignified

when i wrote the song, i felt retrified

by the retrified one August 7, 2009

Petrified Chocolate

1. When hot molten chocolate solidifies.

2. A scared african american .... or any dark skinned person in general.

1. Caitlin fell asleep on her chocolate and it melted. After sitting on her desk for a day it hardened, so Jasmin and Carley ate the petrified chocolate.

2. As an african american was walking down the street, Tomás and Jon jumped out at him from around the corner. He was then, petrifed chocolate.

by Duden2010 November 3, 2010