Skip to main content

The Methlacon

The Methlacon is the act of being anally pegged by a penis extension that you have used on a minimum of 7 partners, you take an eight second hit of meth, then dig your deformed toes that resemble dew claws into your partner like spurs on a bull rider. As your partner begins to scream from the pain of your grotesque foot appendages digging into their sides, you meow in your loudest cat voice. As your partner begins to buck like a bull, you whip out the iPad and get 5 kills on the aircraft flight simulator of your choice before you get bucked off
Ol' boy was in the process of shooting down aircraft #4, almost completing the Methlacon, as SWAT took out the front door.
by Firerat41 September 20, 2017
mugGet the The Methlacon mug.

methelynedioxymethamphetamine

Chemical name for MDMA, the drug commonly referred to as "ecstacy."
Did you know the real name for E is methelynedioxymethamphetamine?
by Rellik S May 22, 2008
mugGet the methelynedioxymethamphetamine mug.

methylenedioxymethamphetamine

cool word to say in as short a period of time as possible.
yew said, "methylenedioxymethamphetamine!"
by aehrwyn March 28, 2003
mugGet the methylenedioxymethamphetamine mug.

methy

something that is messy because of the presence of a meth lab
sorry guys, I'd invite you in but my room is super methy
by yetak May 15, 2011
mugGet the methy mug.

methylphenidate

most people from the ignorant masses methylphenidate under its generic, ubiquitous, name instead of opening an organic chemistry book
by Sexydimma May 24, 2014
mugGet the methylphenidate mug.

methydick

When you sniff or bomb so much methodrone that you dick actually becomes extinct, or you cant even grab any gurf!
Heavy night last night on the meth, got home tried to find my piece and it werent there man, serious case of methydick guys!
by JRF17 December 14, 2010
mugGet the methydick mug.

metzly

They have pretty brown skin and usually have black hair with brown eyes they love to explore the world visit new places they have a great family and help inspire people . And they have best friends or brothers like johan they also have a big butt and are attractive
Wow Metzly is really hot she has a big ass
by The big red cassy July 19, 2017
mugGet the metzly mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email