MYTHAMPHETAMINE

A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. Mythamphetamine, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except mythamphetamine has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, mythamphetamine comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.

Aka: myth, nope, bunk, cheetah, safety dope

"This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its mythamphetamine. I want my money back for this cheetah."
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by TrojanInDebt January 24, 2011

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A person uses meth.

There's too many methanphedamites in this room.

by Lade O January 16, 2015

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methamphetamine • methamp • methamphetamumble • methampenis • methampeticide • Methampheda-mean • methamphenema • methamphetacaine • methamphetafeign • methamphetafiend

Methapolitian

(Adj.) Any urban, suburban, or rural community that is dominated by a populous dependent upon methamphetamines.

I have to keep my doors locked because I live in a methapolitian neighborhood.

by Denowe March 15, 2020

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(mthm-ft-mn, -mn)
White trash vitamins, usually referred to as "junk" because the user generally lacks the required amount of teeth for proper alliteration.

"I told my bitch Crystal to stop suckin' off truckers for free metham..., methm..., Junk."

by bobby joe August 19, 2003

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