3 meter flatty

3 meter flatty: a flathead that is 3 meters in length

fuck did you see the size of willem powerfishes 3 meter flatty it was a propper dog of a cunt.

by get the dogs August 25, 2019

Prod. by Metro Boomin

When you see this next to a song title, you know it's about to go hard.

"Did you hear this new track?"
"Bruh this shit go hard af"
"Hell yeah Prod. by Metro Boomin you already know"

by fckouttahear December 15, 2016

Meteor Garden

Meteor Garden (traditional Chinese: 流星花園; pinyin: Liúxīng Huāyuán) is a Taiwanese drama that began its broadcast 12 April 2001 on CTS. It is a live version of the Japanese manga Hana Yori Dango. It stars Jerry Yan, Vic Zhou, Vanness Wu, Ken Chu and Barbie Hsu. The story centers on a plain and poor teenage girl called Shan Cai, who goes to a university for rich people, forced upon her by her parents. The university is dominated by a gang of handsome but arrogant students called F4, who are the heirs of the most influential families in Taiwan.

In the beginning, Dao Ming Si, the gang leader, hates Shan Cai so much that he gives everyone in the university orders to make her life miserable. However, Shan Cai's persistence gradually gains Si's respect and later he falls in love with her. Like many other TV series, the lovers end up getting together after going through a series of painful challenges.

Did you see Meteor Garden the other day?
Yeah, it's my favorite drama.

by misstaiwanesedrama June 18, 2010

bs-o-meter

method of measuring the validity of a statement.
Used to show doubt in the verity of a statement.

When he told me he was driving that honda because he wrecked his ferrari, my bs-o-meter started to blip.

by sususdio June 13, 2005

Meteorite

Flaming weed that shoots into the back of your throat when you're sucking real hard to get the last hit. Best seen at night when your friend is hitting a glass piece.

Ooo. You get a meteorite, dude? Cough it out, bro. Cough it out. Want a Shasta? They're in the cooler. You're all right.

by FriendoftheDude January 20, 2014

care-o-meter

A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.

Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.

Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*

by Cwall4 April 28, 2007

Metro food

Niche junk food usually found at supermarkets, convenience stores, and beer drive throughs in economically depressed areas. Sold because of its highly favorable margin and it’s large appeal to the local demographic. While grape soda is the most common example, an expanded product line includes such items as XXtra flaming hot Cheetos, takis, and other life shortening metro staples. Generally bought as the main nutritional offerings for a metro household, with ebt as the traditional form of payment.

John improved his stores sales and margin by 20 percent, and captured 90 percent of the local ebt business simply by realizing that metro food sales were much than just grape soda.

by arnie123 November 26, 2018