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Massaging The Donut

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.
by Orukum May 16, 2010
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messing up

1. to do something wrong, make a mistake, or make a fool of yourself

2. to not be funny or interesting
"That girl is walking around like she's all that. She is messing up."
by loredaj March 30, 2010
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just messing

Two definitions:

1) Not being serious, not doing anything in particular, messing around;

2) Attempting to confuse, get a rise out of, kid with, jerk the chain of someone, mess with her head.
1)WUdoon?
Jes messin--U?
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2)I<3U
OMG! Me2U
Haha just messing
by Wandadollgirl September 4, 2008
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messing

1. The act of interfering with something that is not yours, or
2. To alter, change, use, touch, examine or interact in any way with someone else's property or person.
Hey, stop messing with my stuff, man!
by Just_I August 29, 2005
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Dirty Messinger

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea
Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants
by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018
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MEGAginge

1) Person of extreme gingerness (not good) who is also being stuck in an 80's timewarp resulting in severe brain capacity reduction

2) An object of affection for confused teenage female(s) who have become disenchanted with their angst ridden existance and subsequently lost touch with reality

3) Person with limited moral and intersocial understanding who fails to comprehend that they are universally disliked (with the exception of 2) and do not see that their behaviour has a severe impact on the way others think of them
1) That boy is pure MEGAginge

2) Its sickening, he is just MEGAginge

3) Thank god for the ignore option
by MEGAdisgust crew September 3, 2004
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How to stop messing up

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.
by A girl who messes up A LOT February 21, 2012
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