meffle

When you lean over someone else's desk at work while they are sitting at it, and use their keyboard and their mouse to do something or show them something on their computer. It's sometimes necessary and quicker than giving them instructions but slightly annoying for them nonetheless.

Stop meffling and let me do it myself
She's a real meffler

by Kate Latin July 14, 2006

merbler

a fat bug (bug can be defined as a lobster or a crab... whatever floats your boat)

normal person: "ohmygod, what a merbler!"
odd person: "no, do you mean a fat bug as in crab or lobster?"

by fartypoopoo July 12, 2007

Merlemerized

A unique blend of joy, tremors, and euphoria that takes over one's body when in the presence of Merle Haggard, or his music. Many fans have reported tremor like shakes when seeing the outlaw singer live, and have also noted that the effects can last up to 4 hours. It's a truly refreshing feeling that can make the loneliest of country fan feel on top of the world.

Yo Dave! I just got "The Best of Merle Haggard" on vinyl and was completely merlemerized when the needle hit the groove.

Nice work, dude! Did "Okie From Muskogee" get those hairs on your neck to stand up?

Yeah, every God damn one of 'em.

by Trapper Schoepp December 30, 2009

Merle

An overly large penis.

Guy: Hey girl, you ready to do it? *whip's it out*

Girl: WOW, Now that's a Merle

by sumyung April 18, 2010

Cold Merle

The act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.

Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.

Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.

Janet loves a cold Merle on a hot summers day.

by MurphBerg December 31, 2009

Merleize

To bust a full load into a pussy.(1) aka Cum inside a girl without pulling out with no protection.

I merleized her last night dude.

I couldnt find a condom so I just merleized

by Merleizor December 18, 2009

merfer

Affectionate term for a small canine that cannot properly
bark, and can only make a "merf"ing sound.

My dog cant bark so I call it merfer.

by Jennifer McCabe September 22, 2006