menage a cat

When you and your sexual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). Can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.

Dude 1: So I was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. All the sudden it was a menage a cat.

Dude 2: What did you do?

Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."

by stracey g July 6, 2011

Menace to society

One who can not be contained and will willingly erupt havoc on society

You know Mauro? That boy a menace to society! He took a damn nUTSAack helmet from whatabeezy! -Oscar

by aidan0029 May 28, 2021

ménage à twats

threesome for ladies only. no dicks allowed.

Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.

Enter ménage à twats.

by beeeeeebs October 27, 2010

Menage

Short for Menage a Trois. Which is french for a threesome

"But now that Ma$e is back, I think I'd much rather find a menage"

by Klemonski November 12, 2004

Mentee

A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.

My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.

by quesondriac August 11, 2010

Ménage à text

A sext threesome.

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.

by SHLA August 10, 2014

Menace II Society

The greatest movie made about gang life. Better than Boyz N The Hood. Caine got fucked up in a drive-by at the end.

"I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when." -Caine, A Real G

by mike November 29, 2004