Mein Nigger

1. a fictional book written about a German slave owner who developed a homosexual attraction to his slave. The book chronicles the beginning of the German Civil rights movement.

2. A term of endearment that a German nationalist uses to refer to a comrade of African descent.

Mein Nigger is an inspirational work of fiction that will touch the hearts of millions for years to come.
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*Helmut and Daquan meet up at a biergarten*

Helmut: "Daquan! What is up, mein nigger?"
Daquan:"I suppose I'm good.. Mein craker!"

by You gonna fuck on me? September 30, 2018

mein kampfy chair

What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.

Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

Mein Schwanz ist groß

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general

kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*

by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021

Mein Kampf

Book written by Adolf Hitler during his imprissionment in 1921 detailling his philosophies about Germany and its need for power, and later he added a second part in which his anti-semetic beliefs are outlined. Ultimatly, it is revered as the Nazi philosophy book, but is actually a great source for history at the time *the first part, not the second*

Mein Kampf was written by Adolf Hitler

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Melinda

Beautiful, intelligent and outgoing and life of party also hard to figure out . . She steals your heart in seconds . She will do what it takes to get what she wants but she's also very giving too . Melinda's attract anyone with their beautiful eyes, large breast and perfect ass . Most people are jealous of Melinda's looks but Melinda's don't realize their so beautiful therefore they can't understand why others are jealous and shut them out . On the other hand Melinda's are known to be like a magnetic . People are instantly attracted to them . Very rare . Melinda's are also known as Mindy. They Can love you and drop you if they fear you have done something to them . They have no problem moving forward when another man comes along nicer . Most Melindas are short but don't let their size fool you on what they can do . Make them mad and they will seek revenge and known to be good at holding their own . If you want a true wife then Melinda's aren't for you unless you can handle their need for sex and lots if it . Give them that and you will have the best wife a man could want .

Look at the hot girl that walked in the room ! That's Melinda or Mindy {hot}

Friend 1- I'm not going to take my husband around Mindy . She's a home wrecker .

Friend 2 - No , your just jealous you don't lol as gorgeous. { gorgeous}.

by Cowboy way January 20, 2018

Mein Gott

German for 'oh goodness' or 'good lord'. (trust me, i would know)

"Mein Gott!!! Wie konnte mir das passieren ?! Ich glaube, ich werde ohnmächtig!"

by Cecily de Vere March 7, 2017

Melinda

A person who I will always remember. Got a sweet smile and happy laugh. Loved by all, friends, family and even strangers.

The amazing and only Melinda I know recently died of cancer, January 1 2018.

I will always love you.

Melinda, our hero.

by T.B Barnum March 8, 2018