melonic 

Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.

Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!

melonic by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005

jenn melon 

A sad TikToker with over a million followers in less than a year. What the fuck. You can’t tell Jenn Melon’s sexuality, drug use or personal history. She pisses everyone off the same way your ex pisses you off but you keep going back because ultimately you love her but she’s not good for you.

Jenn Melon makes me sexually frustrated.

jenn melon by RonCon November 23, 2021

Melody Bowl 

A bowl of weed that is nearly cashed but barely still torch-able.

"Dude you really left me a Melody Bowl?"
"Yeah that bowl is Melody'd"

Melody Bowl by BotchAlphaQ April 20, 2023

melody

a shy and quiet girl but the best friend anyone could want. she’s the best advice giver and she can always cheer you up. she’s so pretty and smart but doesn’t believe she’s beautiful on the inside and out. she’s a pure girl which makes her a better friend. she’ll help with drama even if she has some of her own and she’s always down to prank.

girl 1: my best friend is the best person ever
girl 2: yea she’s legit perfect
girl 3: you must be talking about melody

melody by gamer.girl101 April 21, 2020

Melody

A perfect example of a kind hearted, funny person. Melody will always go out of her way to help others, and do it with a smile on her face. No task is too big or too small for a friend in need.

Melody is the funniest person i know. They always crack me up.

Melody by persian women January 21, 2017

melon shooter 

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.

Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!

melon shooter by Matt287 May 13, 2006

Melonia

A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.

That woman is so Melonia.

Melonia by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010