Megastheni

The person named Megastheni has a massive,ginormous cock and is extremely rich. They can afford millions and if they are your friend you should make out with them as soon as possible

-Megastheni is coming!! Did you know their dick is sooooooo huge???

-No!!! Imma ask them to make out with me!

by Koralini November 21, 2021

metastaverse

What you get when big tech simply consumes human civilization, like one giant malignancy. (See "citizen husbandry".)(Pronounced "me•TAS•ta•verse", with the accent on the second syllable.)

When Google suggested books on Amazon, about Facebook, on my iPhone, I felt like maybe I had finally been overcome by the metastaverse.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

megashartreal

the most powerful person on TikTok, (she shall reveal herself one day) her yoimiya and ganyu combo could one shot goku. Anything that comes into megasharts possession will bring power and luck to those who she deems worthy. She can easily win a debate with Albert Einstein so do not even think about trying to argue with the almighty megashart. Also, I do not recommend messing with her or you will suffer immense pain for the rest of your existence but mainly mental pain not physical because she shows too much mercy. Btw she is my favourite mutual of all time and with time she will automatically become your favourite mutual too, but I will always favour her more. her parrot is so cool and fluffy as well it’s literally a jojo parrot there’s 100% proof. You need to like megashart because she is a very good friend and she may become rich and famous because of how smart and dedicated to learning she is.

You’re not following megashartreal? Cringe! All of the cool children follow her!”

“Megasharts presence alone will make Boris Johnson fall down quivering on his knees.”

by turkeyeater69420 February 27, 2022

metastream

A stream of indirect communication between two or more people using metaphors (including images, analogies, or symbolism) to convey a message or tone without necessarily any direct reference to the topic.

“On that weekend, I experienced a metastream that had a profound impact on me”

by Doppelgänger May 9, 2023

Megascale Technologies

Engineering on a staggering, astronomical scale, where the building blocks are not atoms but planets, stars, and nebulae. This is the technology of moving celestial bodies, building structures that encompass stars (Dyson Spheres), and reshaping the layout of solar systems. It requires energy outputs comparable to stellar lifetimes and timelines that span millennia. It is the ultimate expression of macro-engineering.

Megascale Technologies Example: The Alderson Disk—a giant, solid platter with a sun at its center, providing living space millions of times greater than Earth's surface—is a Megascale Technology. So is using a fleet of mass-drivers to slowly nudge a gas giant into a new orbit to create a gravitational slingshot network.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026