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mechanical bull

As your doing a girl doggy style and right when your about to cum say a different girls name, and hold on and try to keep your dick in her as long as long as possible.
My girlfriend broke up with me after I gave her a Mechanical Bull.
by TheFdupRUSSIAN July 24, 2011
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mechanicalness

The type of engineering that describes a well designed piece of equipment, engine or other mechanical device.
You love this thing because it's sheer mechanicalness
by Recycled Roadkill July 21, 2009
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Mechanic's Friend

1. Any Vehicle of any make or model known for inherent problems.
2. A car/truck/van/etc that is broken more often than it is running.
3. Any goofy, oddball, badly engineered, or poorly implimented component that causes a vehicle to reflect definition 2.
4. That tiny 99 cent part that breaks at the most inconvenient time and then magically ballons into a $1,400 shop bill.
Dammit! My Thunderbird is a real Mechanic's friend! That's the fifth starter it's chewed up since I bought it!
by Talen the Twitchy January 4, 2005
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mechaf

A streamer in the Dragalia Lost community, whose name has become synonymous with awkwardness and unimaginable disappointment.
FeelsMechafMan trapping all of us here, just to suffer
by phoenixfieryn August 10, 2019
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mechanic hands

Hands with precise finger movements due to years of doing handy work, such as fixing cars
The guy I was with last night had mechanic hands, I couldn't stop squirting.
by Robots225 September 20, 2019
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Statistical Mechanics

The belief that thermodynamic systems can be expressed using statistics. It is mostly used to more accurately express a system where there are many microstates involving microscopically observable quantities (e.g. kinetic energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ... , n-1, n or Potential energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ..., n-1, n as opposed to quantities like pressure or volume).

What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".

It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.
"You going to statistical mechanics?"
"No fucking way, I'm making noodles for lunch!"
by Nathan J. Croe January 20, 2010
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Mechanic

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data from those of questionable knowledge.
It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.
by American-Kiwi17 February 7, 2017
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