May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

May 5th

The Day the most beautiful woman on earth was born

Her name’s Jaquelise aka Jayy💙

1: whens your birthday

Me: On May 5th… its too fire ik ❤️ 🔥

by Jayy4L June 29, 2022

may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cinco de mayo

Oh my gosh its may 5th, yk what that means

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!

by XNightAngelX May 5, 2022

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also salsa day

Omg its may 5th

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.

White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male

by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022