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May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.
Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?
by Synder April 29, 2021
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May 5th

The Day the most beautiful woman on earth was born

Her name’s Jaquelise aka Jayy💙
1: whens your birthday

Me: On May 5th… its too fire ik ❤️ 🔥
by Jayy4L June 29, 2022
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may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck
by keldodo May 4, 2022
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May 5th

Oh my gosh its may 5th, yk what that means
by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022
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May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜
May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!
by XNightAngelX May 5, 2022
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May 5th

Omg its may 5th
by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022
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May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.
White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male
by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022
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