Jordan Martyn

No life loser. Has no friends, typically some what smart but has no social skills. Really really lanky. Gets angry really fast. If you are in 5 metres of him during an anger attack, RUN. Can also be related to anger management. Instantly denies rock solid proof of evidence.

Wow! It's a Jordan Martyn!

by Knight: November 10, 2020

Martynas

your average school thot

big dicc =)

u r such a martynas omg

by martinukas January 18, 2019

Maxlynn

Maxlynn has a big ass and huge tits and loves to dance. Her friends love her for her great sense of direction. No need for a GPS here!

Amanda- I was so lost in the forest yesterday and Maxlynn's huge boobs found the path for us!
Joe- Really? That's so sick!

by Jasmine Tyson November 11, 2010

Remy-de martyn hobo wine

A blend of cheap wine made famous by the magic benstead and his addiction to the chin growing drink. If you find a supplier of this rare beverage then be sure to buy it as it is incredibly rare since the company went bust in 1898.

That was a fine drop of Remy-de martyn hobo wine.

by Sam Barcock March 21, 2007

Martyna

Martyna is an antisocial kid who never goes out. She sits in her room 24/7 playing fortnite or watching winx club. She has a pale skin colour, but she isnt an albino. She is tall and has short brown hair. She doesn't really have much style and dresses like a hobo but she is still cute. She has beautiful hazel eyes. Althought she sometimes might seem as a cold hearted girl, she is actually a really good friend. You can laugh and cry with her. When you're down she is always there to make you feel happy again. She is silly, cute and pervert. She is the best friend you could possibily have. The only thing i hate about her is that she never goes out

Me: aye wanna go shopping today?
Martyna: No Im NoT lEaViNg My SwAmP!

by moonlight_candy June 1, 2019

martynas

to pwn; one who likes to pwn

Guy:dude you just martynased that kid
Guy 2: i know

by not martynas April 17, 2008

Martyn

The most kindest guy you will ever meet. He has blonde hair and is gay but he's proud of it. He is always there to help you and will look out for you. He's funny and never at all mean Martyn will always be there for you.

"I'm so upset!"
"Aww, don't worry! Martyn will cheer you up!"
"You're right! I love Martyn!"

by annonymousdoooood October 15, 2011