maynard james keenan

The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.

Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

from Tool- "Aenima', 1997

by Roderick Thomas January 10, 2008

Maynard James Keenan

Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.

a perfect circle,Tool

by Sarah Kathryn,22, just another Aries born and raised in Ravenna,Ohio May 6, 2004

maynard

A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.

Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."

by APropist July 15, 2011

Maynard James Keenan

The God of my religion...music.

I worship Maynard James Keenan.

by Danielle February 20, 2004

Maynarded

When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.

Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!

by Whatsupbitches May 24, 2017

Martynas

The Lithuanian guy. Extremely hot. Even the ladies that only like white guys with blond hair think he’s hot asf. NEVER ACTUALLY REALISES THAT EVERY GIRL HAS A CRUSH ON HIM. His friends don’t even bother to tell him. No one has a clue what he would say if someone confessed because it never happened. He is also really smart. Is also obsessed with Rick and Morty. Always comes 2 minutes late. He is in the “the boyess gang” and they would look like they would break every girls heart but actually they would all have a secret crush. And I almost forgot he would never pay for netflix he’d rather have 10 netflix accounts from people all over the world.

Girl: “he is never going to actually know that I have a crush on him until I tell him, he’s such a Martynas.”

“You have been asking me for my netflix for the 5th time now. You are being such a Martynas.“

by 240104 November 10, 2019

Maynard James Keenan

the light of this generation, a fellow human who has the balls to be himself thru art.

ummm,have u been to a show?

by Melissa H. March 11, 2004