master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.

Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?

by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

Titty Master

Mastering Titties. Grabbing them, owning them. Simply being the master of titties. There is one known titty master. Known as Dean Ambrose.

I will master your titties when we leave here. Or in the bathroom. Because I am the titty master!

by Iwillkillsethrollins June 5, 2014

Master Foo

Master Foo is the beloved master of Unix. He defines the essence of unix-style programming, emphasizing efficient code writing, anti-script kiddie sentiment, the presence of command line utilities in unix enviornments, and the natural flow of programming in C or Unix. His legendary teachings can be found in "The Unix Koans of Master Foo".

Master Foo can only be found by those who seek to learn the true Unix nature.

He has been rumored to regularly challenge Bill Gates to deadly programming duels, although Mr. Gates has yet to accept

Thus spake Master Foo to the student:

``When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.''

The student was enlightened.

by Disciples of Master Foo May 30, 2006

Master Panda

The one and only legend of the MM Panda establishements.
Only one can exist at a certain time.

Casper: Is that Master Panda?
Me: Yes. He's the best employee of the whole franchise

by MaXYx March 23, 2023

Masturina

A beutiful girl using spec and braces. Cute, beautiful and gorgeous girl. She is queen.

Masturina ur so cute

by Shtrrttt June 17, 2017

Masturbaywatch

To watch the American lifeguard-inspired drama 'Baywatch' for the sole aim of masturbation

'So I was having a masturbaywatch to Pamela Anderson last night when, on the vinegar strokes, the camera panned to David Hasselhoff. As I understand, this now means that I must be a raging homosexual. Do you know where I can catch a matinee of 'Mamma Mia' and follow it up with some good old-fashioned sodomy so as to assimilate effectively with my newfound kin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Nothing Master

An insulting term for someone who not only doesn't have any plan themselves, but actively undermines the plans and productivity of others

Someone who will argue in the contrary no matter what, drains others of productive energy, and slows down the progress of others.

"That nothing master Chris keeps on telling me that everything is hopeless and I should give up"

by SRSLY WRONG January 26, 2015