sculpting a masterpiece

When your significant other strokes your penis and it slowly becomes larger

Hey gerald when are you coming round to the party
I'll be there soon this girl I met is sculpting a masterpiece right now

by Most gerald man May 1, 2020

masterpiece

The Rebound glmm. by Accalia Life.
Person: this is a masterpiece.
Person 2.0: hell no The Rebound glmm was a masterpiece.

i loved The rebound it was a masterpiece.

by iMadeAComment <3 November 11, 2021

Masterpiece

Sunghoon

Sunghoon is a masterpiece

by lmaozen October 6, 2021

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

paint a masterpiece

A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.

Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.

Or can mean get her wet all over

Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.

by mo40 August 12, 2012

masterpiece

An opinion of a piece of art or media that in fact is not a masterpiece. Commonly used by zoomers who have never witnessed music being played, or art being displayed, for its own sake; the usual being a commercial or AMV (anime music video) where all parts are b-rate but somehow convince the viewer of its greatness. Also very often used in epic video game soundtracks (and often with violence or mindless displays of anger overlaid), by those who don't have the attention spans to listen to actual classical music. Books have thus far almost completely avoided the masterpiece-trap, because they require higher than average levels of attention and discernment to progress through.

"That new hobbling Keanu action movie is a masterpiece."

"This hyper-violent anime intro with happy music and no-context emotional sequences is a masterpiece!"

by Torvald The Radianite March 21, 2023

bloody masterpiece

1. Looking at the towel you laid down after intense period sex
2. A delicious Bloody Mary

Jimmy stood up after sharing rough intimate love making with Jenna, looked back at the mess they had made and proclaimed, “Look at our bloody masterpiece”.

by Squirt Tank November 18, 2023