massive cooter

a large, rather stretched, often swollen and bruised vagina.

lisa has a massive cooter from all that throat poking she has been getting lately.

by andy123150r8 March 10, 2008

Massive wool

Someone who is an absolute stain and pisses everyone off he or she meets.

"Oi Mol, Seen that guy at the bar in that rhinstone t-shirt sipping his stella!"

"Yeah Smig what about him?!"

"He's a Massive Wool!"

by smig_as December 24, 2011

Massive Lick

A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.

Doyll Twats is a massive lick isn't he?

by Postal worker February 9, 2018

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred

Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

by Massive molester March 18, 2020

Bleeding Massive

Used often in Dublin, Ireland to signify:

A) Something big

B) Someone who is a legend

Pronounced: Bleedin' Massif

A) It was bleeding massive!
"You won't fit that in me, it's bleeding massive!!"

B) Ah, sure you're only bleeding massive!

by Bitchiness October 25, 2010

Massive Load

Referring to a large amount of semen.

Nick blew his massive load all over my forehead.

by Nig_Nog-1 October 13, 2016

Massive Cunt Face

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.

"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."

by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011