A cocktail including whatever hard booze you have in your freezer and/or fridge (i.e., uncorked cognac) and whatever juice-free children's fruit drink (i.e., blue Kool-Aid) you have lying around. Usually served in a big-ass souvenir cup from a bowling alley or 7-11.
by the_ghost_of_richie_foley March 3, 2009
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by Lousy August 29, 2003
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lewis hamilton loves to give a girl a nasty martini after winning the grand prix
"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"
"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"
by neonteddy July 3, 2012
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Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
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(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee
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Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
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by Uncle homer June 29, 2020
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Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
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Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.
by NickelSlot August 1, 2010
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