smarticles

A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.

Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"

Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!

Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.

Example 3:

Susan: Watcha doin'?

James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?

Susan:...

James:...

Susan: *pokes forehead*

Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o

Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*

by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011

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Farticles

The production and smell of "poo particles"by ones fart released into the air.

As I walked into the elevator my sense of smell was ruined by stale farticles

by Kiwichef May 19, 2018

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Mandicles

pronounced "Man-dick-lees"- the foremost masculine figure in lesser-known Greek Mythology. He was the god of mascu-wine. Like ambrosia, this substance was a nectar of life to the manly dieties and a juice of ecstasy to those of a more effeminate inclination. Used most often as an allusion.

Wow George, you shouldn't fall back on your Mandicles to get that internship; not all executive officers have female secretaries.

by Chap November 14, 2006

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itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.

Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.

by Accruedd December 2, 2010

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