Marta

A type of person who talks way too much. They can't hold a conversation, and if you see their name on your caller ID you feel like shooting yourself. But you like to stay their friend because they're really fun at parties. They also can bring your mood up 24/7.

Girl 1; I hope that girl is coming to the party tonight.

Girl 2; Whyyy?

Girl 1; Because she's a total Marta!

Girl 2; SWEET!

by Sake(: October 24, 2009

Marta

The most schmutzig girl in all of zee world

Guy 1: Oh that girl she is a Marta. Sehr Schmutzig ja!
Guy 2: oh ja?
Guy 1: jaa!

by g dog 1 April 10, 2019

Marta

a sexy cock blocka

Marta blocks cocks like a man with no socks.

by Marta July 14, 2003

Marta

A SEXY ASF MOTHERFUCKER WHO ACTS GAY BUT ISN'T. AND DESERVES EVERYTHING

Bro:"yo do you know that sexy asf girl"
Me:"THAT'S MARTA"

by ꈤꀤꁅꁅꍏ March 2, 2020

Marta

A person that looks like Skeet Ulrich.

Person: Hey, do you know a marta?
Person: Yeah, she looks like a stoner that drives a retro minivan.

by hannygranny March 23, 2019

Marta

Marta is a really nice person i love everybody named Marta even tho they are annoying as hell and they are usually a pisces, i still love them

-Hi,my name is Marta!
-bai esti prost

by Your beloved one<33 March 18, 2022

Marta

A fat cunt

Marta is so fat its scary

by Lamar556743 June 13, 2015