marness

As heard in a New Zealand drink-driving campaign.

NZ Slang for pain in the arse or menace.
"Steve, you're such a Marness!"
"You're a Marness!"
"You listen to a-Marness Morisette!"
by Lord of The Marness September 25, 2007
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Mars

1. Fourth planet from the Sun. Diameter 4,220 miles. Called the Red Planet from its colour as seen through a telescope; colour varies from butterscotch to dark brown. Much of this is from iron oxide (rust) in surface rocks. Surface gravity 38 percent that on Earth, about the same as Mercury, an effect jointly of Mars' larger size and lower density. The least dense of the rocky terrestrial planets in the system. One tenth of Earth's mass. Atmosphere mostly carbon dioxide, surface pressure varies by location and season between about 5 and 7 millibars. Surface features include Mariner Valley, a canyon system that would stretch across the United States on Earth, and four large shield volcanoes on the highland area known as the Tharsis Bulge, the largest of which is Olympus Mons, the largest mountain on any major planet in the system, three times the height of Everest and covering an area about the size of Romania. Has been visited by numerous space probes, including the Viking landers, the Sojourner rover and the Spirit and Opportunity Rovers. Currently being orbited by the Odyssey, Express and Reconnaissance Orbiters, making it the planet with the most artificial satellites beyond Earth. Although the surface is almost certainly sterile, Mars has often been imagined as an abode of life, appearing as such in works by, among others, C.S. Lewis, H.G. Wells and Edgar Rice Burroughs. There is some evidence of liquid surface water in its early history, although the atmosphere has grown too thin to allow this any more. Appears in some ways earthlike, with dust storms (especially at perihelion passage, the closest passage to the sun), growing and shrinking (largely carbon dioxide) ice caps and even, at 24 hours and 40 minutes, the most earthlike length of day of any other planet in this system. Two moons, Phobos and Deimos, both asteroids, circle the planet, the former the lowest-orbiting moon of any major planet in the system and set to run smack into Mars in about another 40 million Earth years.

2. The fourth planet's namesake, the ancient Roman god of war. Bit of a meathead, but then it was his job. Had an affair with Venus ... well, who wouldn't? Greek equivalent was Ares.

3. Chunky nougat-caramel-chocolate bar, or the company that makes them.
In the previous few months, Mars had been getting brighter in the night sky.

Oh Mars, let my armies surround those of my enemy Calipurnius and righteously whup his ass.

Got a Mars Bar?
by Fearman May 10, 2008
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Mars

The First and best movement of Gustav Holst's Planet Suite. You kind of get a feeling when you listen to it to pick up a weapon and go to war.
Mars is the most amazing planet because of the two euphonium solos.
by MCREE August 03, 2007
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Mar

smart and dumb draws hieroglyphics and is lesbian!
by gauge15 December 17, 2019
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Marred

Heavy west london slang originates from somalis and arabs in west. Means when something or someone is moving mad or tapped.

Pronounced- Ma Reddd with a arab/somali accent
Man 1 - yo why is adz backin out his shank on the main road

Man 2 - hes movin marred

- did u just eat that burger that fell on the floor? Ur mareeeeeed
by UkNyc December 04, 2022
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Mars

Such a delicate and beautiful girl,once you get to know her you’ll fall in love with her,she’s kind of mean and too sarcastic but all she needs is love and affection then she’ll be all yours
Person 1: Dang that girl just roasted him

Person 2: She must be a Mars
by Just.an.ordinary.gyal January 13, 2018
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MAR IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL ALIVE,I LOVE HER SO MUCH
have you ever met mar??NO???bad for you,that's not my problem,i alredy have my mar,fuck you
just to inform you,mar is a literal bless,an amazing girlfriend AND wife
nobody is ever gonna be like mar,and that sucks.....for you,not for me LMAO
mar is nathan's gf<333
by ewwnathan November 20, 2021
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