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Marking Facebook Territory

After friends have a nasty fall out or a BF/GF break up and they race to comment or like a mutual friend's pictures/posts on facebook before each other in an effort to 'claim' the mutual friend and have them on their side of the break up/fall out.
Fuck, my bitch ex was Marking Facebook Territory on Sarah's profile picture before I could like the picture, now I can't comment or like Sarah's picture!
by SethStreeter October 9, 2011
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Markone

Markone is a slang term used in the Balkans to describe a man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.

Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
Person 1: "Is that guy sticking his penis in an exhaust pipe??"
Person 2: "Oh it's a Markone"
by AnimeDevojka April 13, 2023
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I'Marion

A smart supportive carring guy you always need I'Marion.He is a sweet loving guy and very attractive
I'Marion is a smart guy
by David Moris May 3, 2017
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Marking my territory

The act of of masterbaiting and ejaculating on and object, thing, or person.
Hey Travass, Im Marking my territory all over Meegan.
Im marking my territory in your bathroom.
by TravisLikesMen January 16, 2011
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drew marion

A gay guy that can never win legitimately at Super Smash Bros, even though he plays 24/7
"Dude, you only won because I accidently fell off of the side of the map! You really pulled a Drew Marion!"
by Jesus McAlwaysRight November 8, 2007
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Markinsons Disease

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
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marvion

A man that is really funny, cute, sweet, careful, and tuff. A man that cares a lot about his friends, family, and his career.
Ricky is a Marvion
by Ya.fav.sassypants February 19, 2017
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