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Mark Hoffman

A main character from the Saw movie series who beat the odds by sheer force of will, determination and above all a ridiculous amount of win by surviving jigsaws final trap to kill him thus negating the cycle.

From then on whenever the odds are beaten by sheer force and a good amount of win Mark Hoffman must be declared. He negates any chance of failure if done quick enough.
Guy 1: You just Lost the Game
Guy 2: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy 1: SHIT! >.<

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Girl: You got me pregnant! You better pay.
Guy: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Girl: Fuck! You don't have to pay child support

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Girl: *Sips Drink*
Guy: Ha there were ruffies in there!
Girl: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy: Shit! They don't work now.
by Reckless Dragon November 10, 2009
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Question Mark Virgin

Someone who responds to everything in group chats with "what?" "huh?" or a simple "?" These people usually have nothing valuable to add to the conversation and hide under the guise of their question marks. They often try to belittle others with their question marks and try to make them feel like they are in the wrong.
Anders: Hey Amity do you wanna go watch a movie with me later?
Amity: Sure, but can we not watch A Serbian Film? I've heard it's a shitty movie.
Dimitri: ?
Amity: No one is even talking to you. Stop being such a question mark virgin.
by XenoPixel March 21, 2019
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Mark Darlow

An older, British gentleman who enjoys living out those good old military days so many moons ago. A Mark Darlow continuously wastes money on impressive cars, such as the very British Jaguar.
'Hey, check out that British Guy in his Jag, he's such a Mark Darlow.'
by Gefre August 11, 2009
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S.E. MARk

-Mr P! Mr P! It didn't print!
-Well did u print it to FUCKIN S.E. MARk?!?!
-no.
-How many FUCKING times do i have to say it. S. E. MAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK
by Slappy McSlapJob November 1, 2010
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Mark Sanford

1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.

2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.

3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.
1. See hypocrite.

2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.

3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.
by unknown342 June 24, 2009
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Oh Hi Mark

(exclamation) a greeting you say flatly to the person who has been watching you doing something embarrassing.
it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Mark.
by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020
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mark patterson

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total
I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.
by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018
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