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margaritarded

Getting drunk, specifically from drinking margaritas, to the point that you act without any common sense or good judgement.
I had so many margaritas last night that I peed in my closet, burned a frozen pizza in the oven, and then called my ex-girlfriend and told her how much I missed her for an hour. I was straight up margaritarded.
by G-Reck-3 February 3, 2010
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Margaret Napier

She’s got WAP if I ever saw it. She’s your small town freak. When you catch a glimpse of that menace of a women you’ll want to fuck her in your local Walmart beauty isle right on the spot. There’s no going back once you get with a margaret napier knowone else can make you orgasm in less than .13738 seconds using only her left middle finger
Jeff: I was riding a bull and I saw a margaret napier

Bobby: dude, did you fall off? You must have been squirting unconditionalaly
by Catastrophicalstacybump January 3, 2022
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Margaret Thatcher

Margaret Thatcher is a fat bitch who is a disgrace to the UK and Ireland. It’s a shame she didn’t die 87 years ago. THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD.🇮🇪
“Margaret Thatcher is an old bitch” if anyone says different I will car bomb your Honda Civic
by Butler🇮🇪 February 2, 2021
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Margaret Thatcher

by Skriddo March 24, 2022
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Margarite

Friendly, outgoing & beautiful! Margarite is a great friend!!
Margarite is a great friend!!
by pjck February 3, 2010
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Muddy Margarita

Salt the rim of a asshole and squeeze in a lime. Then grab this person forcefully and have surprise buttsex with them. Have person hover over your mouth till the mix is complete. Shake, Serve and Enjoy!
We ran out of glasses, so we made Muddy Margarita's in Bliss's ass!
by Tracy Ray/Mike Landeau April 25, 2008
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Margaret

Margaret
My name is Margaret
by Murphy.s girl December 20, 2016
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