Mapped Out

Part of speech: verb. Definition: When your life is falling apart,your eyes are cross eyed, you dont know where you are and you dont even know your own name because you try and drink like John Mapp.

...Many of us have tried. ALL have failed.

Damn girl you got mapped out last night!

by mapped out July 7, 2010

mopper

A mopper is a guy with a long hair. The length can vary from just below the ears down to the shoulders.

Jack is a fit mopper

by mopperluver September 3, 2005

jizz-mopper

You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.

Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

jizz mopper

The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.

by Axa September 16, 2005

mappet

Comical way of saying muppet, often used as recognition of ones clear shameful act.

Person1: Dude i just wanged myself on the head.

Person2: You mappet!

by HennersT June 27, 2008

Manper

A man sized temper tantrum. Is similar if not exactly like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, only it’s a grown ass man doing so.

Watch out! He’ll throw a manper if he doesn’t get his way.

by Babydoll Buse May 13, 2021

Google Mapped

When some one checks Google to find the location of a place that they need to get to, often considered quite nerdy. (doesn't stop me from doing it though)

Tom: hey do you know where this club is James?

James: yeah I Google Mapped it.

Tom: you need to get out more.

by Jelly Bells January 24, 2011