manstraighting

When an annoying twink is crushing obsessively over a straight guy and doesn't shut up about it.

If you are a twink and are crushing on a straight guy, then you are not menstruating, you are mastraighting and that is the plain truth.

"OMG, MAX IS SO HOT, I ACTUALLY CANT GET OVER IT"
"shut the fuck up, and stop manstraighting, David."

by wh- no! January 17, 2021

Manscraped

When you cut your testicle pouch while trimming your pubic hair

I forgot to put the safety edge on my electric trimmers and got manscraped

by Sherwood Forest December 7, 2022

Manstration

When men are being unrealistically emotional due to their bloodless menstruation.

Roman must be on his manstration, he’s been a bitch all morning.

by Izabeegaaaa January 26, 2023

manstrained

Constrained from manspreading by people sitting immediately next to you on either side.

Packed in like sardines, he was totally manstrained in his seat.

by ambitin April 1, 2023

Manstrate

Not to be confused with menstruating, manstrating is the act of a man demonstrating an action. Much like the physical manifestation of mansplaining.

“I was capable of doing that myself, you didn’t have to manstrate it for me.”

by Mishamigo87 September 30, 2023

Monstraphobia

A fear of monsters

Open the lights please? I have monstraphobia

by ET creator November 29, 2024