Hoover manoeuvre

when they do a summersault off the bed post and end up with your cock (or equivalent) 9 inches inside of their mouth which then creates a large vacuum in their throat blocking all breath and causing them to choke even harder.
Did you see that Lucas VH, they pulled off a Hoover manoeuvre last night? Absolute legend!
by ITWASWORTHEVERYSTEPLMFAOOOOOOO February 18, 2022
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The Carl Manoeuvre

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and proceeds to suck a guy's balls to cool him down
"Oh no, Oscar is dying of heatstroke! Where is the ice!? We need to do the Carl manoeuvre on him!"
by Valderion June 13, 2023
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The Walsh Manoeuvre

The art of getting absolutely no girls ever, for the rest of your life. This usually leads you to dieing a virgin.
Damn, can you believe that guy's about to die and he's still a virgin? He totally pulled of The Walsh Manoeuvre.
by Jack901 September 14, 2009
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Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
by Pajinus June 20, 2024
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The Brighty Manoeuvre

The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.
The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.
by Cpt Jerpa March 24, 2014
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Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.
That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.
by TheOtherGerald September 09, 2022
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Moses Manoeuvre

A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.
OH MY GOD! He totally pulled a Moses Manoeuvre on me last night!
by piss stains November 21, 2020
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