masticate

uh yeah, it means "chew". that is the literal definition. this isn't a slang word, you morons.

I'd like to masticate the heads off of all the people who make bad submissions to this site.

by Blurforg March 13, 2004

mandate

A command, order.

The earnest students listened closely for their next mandate.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

mandice

Part of the male reporductive system. An average male has 2.

A.k.a testes, testicles, nads, balls.

He kicked me in the mandice!
Damn! My mandice are suffering!

by AsPHy April 15, 2004

Manditation

A invitation to a function that is mandatory.

jim: hey did you get the invitation to the bosses Christmas party?

Brad: you mean the manditation... that party is mandatory if you want your bonus.. what a douche..

by trojanpride December 13, 2010

mandibating

action of a longlegged spider rapidly bobbing up and down on the spot - usually in a corner of the ceiling.- for no apparent reason except maybe to unnerve the viewer

''eeww! look a spider''
''what the hell is it doing''?
''it's being weird..it's...it's..mandibating''
''oh god i hope it's not getting ready to leap''
''AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH''......runs from room.

by oakie noo January 1, 2011

Mandicapped

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.

Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

by Mandicapped1995 May 31, 2018

MadiCayer

One of the nicest and most bubbly people you will ever meet. She will always be there for you and will always be down to talk about life.

MadiCayer is my best friend.

by SkinnyBaconStrip September 24, 2021