manorexic

When a man obsessively diets, goes to the gym, and pinches his stomach to evaluate his body fat.

Mimoun, you don't need to pinch your tummy. So manorexic these days!

by Alex_Lo April 30, 2013

post-maloned

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."

by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017

manorexia

The male version of anorexia nervosa, or any general wasting away of the body in men. This eating disorder is commonly seen in starlets but is now affecting men, where they take on the wasted appearance of starving children in third world countries.

This is more often a drug-related issue in men, than the self-esteem issue it manifests as in women.

J.Lo's man Marc Antony has totally got manorexia. The guy looks like Skeletor.

by Lavinia December 23, 2005

eric maloney

Hairy and in the way

"God, get out the way Eric Maloney"

by MyOldHandle June 8, 2014

post malone

Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.

Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!

by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017

manorexic jeans

The totally uncool fashion trend amongst emo kids. Consists of jeans that are waaayyyyy too tight. Often showcasing ones coin purse in the process of being "Cool".

Dude, the emo kids are hanging out down at Hot Topic perusing through the latest manorexic jeans shipment.

by Brain the Great February 26, 2009

Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.

Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney

by hotasian69 June 29, 2011